Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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