He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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