i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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