Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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