sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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