xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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