Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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