Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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