This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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