that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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