Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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