How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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