I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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