I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
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can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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