Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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