I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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