I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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