You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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