He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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