She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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