did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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