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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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