I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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