i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There's always time for handjobs
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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