? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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