I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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