I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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