SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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