you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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