THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
So vagazzling was a success
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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