so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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