Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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