is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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