Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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