I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I wear drunk well.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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