I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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