when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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