But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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