he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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