Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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