I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you didnt know i had herpes?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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