why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
All the doctor said was why
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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