it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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