Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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