Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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