i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
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There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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