i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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