He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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