do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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