I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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