Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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