belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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