I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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