Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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